mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

Bob the dog's next posting will have nothing to do with "Paramedic Shrew". ;)

. . . . and it won't include the words "jelly" and "foghorn".

Triangles don't have three sides. It's all a government conspiracy.

Gerbils are remarkable propagandists.

Hamsters are better because of their ability to pouch bad news.