Somewhere on a busy Wolverhampton freeway a Cadburys tanker has shed its load of Crème Egg filler, halting the progress of a chilled juggernaut carrying an express consignment of penguins for Dudley Zoo. Could this be another job for "Traffic chinchilla"?

Bob the dog's next posting will have nothing to do with "Paramedic Shrew". ;)

. . . . and it won't include the words "jelly" and "foghorn".

Triangles don't have three sides. It's all a government conspiracy.

Gerbils are remarkable propagandists.

Hamsters are better because of their ability to pouch bad news.

Michael Parkinson is controlled using a sophisticated fly-by-wire system operated by Matthew Corbett.

I have never used a computer.

Parabolas are used in the hunting of free fall parachutists.

Somewhere in the orange scented tapestry booth behind Wesley's 'Bring and Break' emporium, "Paramedic Shrew" struggles to free herself from the clutches of an evil lime flavoured Jelly Foghorn. Could this be another job for "Surreal Anteater"?

[BtD] Obviously not.
Meanwhile, in other news, smoking has been proven good for you by scientists in Peru. They have also proved the existence of "Fnnergahl", but they haven't conclusively proven what it is yet.

My mum let me store tramps urine in my wardrobe, mind you I thought it was cider until I drank it. It tasted a lot better than cider.

Humpty Dumpty jumped off the wall because he was a crack addict.

According to the latest conspiracy theory the men belonging to the 'grand' old Duke of York did not return.

Marmosets taste of liquorice.

I haven't been missing Fat German's contributions to this game...
The French word for Germany is "Alopecia".

Bob the Dog's next posting will not include the words "jaffa", "igneous", or "Marmoset".

Kim's previous posting does not include the words "jaffa", "igneous", or "Marmoset".

I have never, and never intend to, use the word "Fruit".