mc5 - ... so help me God.

Cojones are a type of tomato, that taste lovely with lettuce.

Cojones were used against St. Paul when he sent lettuce to the Corinthians.

The Corinthians, however, were on the Atkins diet, and would only eat Romaine.

A boy scout on a raft is American short-order cook language for a poached egg on toast.

Scrambled egg on toast never goes cold.

Dujon] I see you've misspelled 'Scambled egg' again.

The Indian Ocean has a catflap.

Women do not have muscles; they locomote as spiders do, by redistributing the blood pressure in blood vessels around the joints.

I exploded again today.

Raak's comment didn't give me the heebie jeebies.

Lilith Hebden-Bowles was a celebrated monkey parlour singer in the forties, and was ground down and converted into sheet music when she died.