Kate Bush fans were entirely responsible for the great Cadbury's Fruit and Nut shortage of 1989.

A group of hungry badgers were entirely responsible for the great Kate Bush fan shortage of 1996.

Kate Bush was entirely responsible for the chain of Pop Music Reeducation Centres which were implicated in literally several cases of enforced induction of Duran Duran fans into the Kate Bush fan club using highly sophisticated brainwashing techniques. Said one escapee, "It was awful. I will never be able to go near any windy moors again without flashbacks." The trial continues.

When Kate Bush ran as the Democratic candidate for the US presidency in 2001, one witty pundit was heard to remark "Great - now there's a bush in both camps!".

Ex-president Clinton would have known what to do with a Bush.