They are also deadly when armed with a straw and a small handful of frozen peas

Frozen peas should under no circumstances be defrosted without adequate radiation shielding and a written promise from the President of the US that they won't view it as a hostile act.

Somewhere in the derelict gothic red-brick tenement zone of Bromsgrove City, a wicked gang hides in a dark alleyway, awaiting the faltering step of a dear old lady as she leaves the Post Office with her £27.50 pension. Could this be another case for “Judgement Squirrel”?

Kate Bush fans were entirely responsible for the great Cadbury's Fruit and Nut shortage of 1989.

A group of hungry badgers were entirely responsible for the great Kate Bush fan shortage of 1996.