Only one starfish has ever risen to cabinet rank in this country, and this is principally down to the fact that starfish are unable to speak, write, debate, frame legislation, understand a ministerial brief or be bound by any kind of collective responsibility.

I don't have time to read or even smile at all the recent entries because I'm still working my socks off.

Folk music is vastly improved by sticking your finger into someone else's ear.

Boolbar has just described how and why the phrase waxing lyrical came into being.

Hash browns are so named for their resemblance to rapid access data structures. Other delicious choices for breakfast treats include linked list greens and array yellows.