mc5 - ... so help me God.

The whole country is gripped by the Conservative party conference.

I would never consider moving to Canada, especially if Arnold Schwarzenegger were elected to a major political position.

Canadians are well known for all dressing as Mounties all of the time.

Mounties are famous for standing around in groups singing songs about lumberjacks.

Martina Navratilova used to be a lumberjack, or should that be a lumberjill. No, a lumberjack.