In 1960,Tog became the fifth member of the Beatles. It's unclear exactly what animal he was - possibly a cross between a rabbit and a squirrel, but he was a pianist of extraordinary talent and profound insight. Tog brought a powerful virtuosity and intimate lyricism to the Beatles music. Sadly, the appointment of another stuffed toy angered Yoko Ono and contributed to the Beatles inevitable break-up. In 1969, Tog left the Beatles and formed the now legendary Pogles, changing the face of British rock and roll forever. Sadly, he died in 1977, when someone dropped a Clanger.

The camber on my road is so great that I need a pitons and a rope just to cross to the other side.

Luckily, Chickens can fly so they are unaffected by the problem.

[Projoy] Surely if that becomes a problem you can move out of Camberwell -- after all, isn't in implicit in the name?

Iain Duncan Smith (all three of them) lives in Camberwick