Cling film is a worthy substitute for those expensive latex condom affairs...

Prophylactics can be used to help keep food fresh. (Actually, they probably can...)

Popups are good! Everyone loves popups! It won't make people want to find your company, burn it down, and savagely murder anyone remotely connected to it. You have a right to advertise as much as you want, and it's not a form of blackmail to agressively advertise your popup remover until people give in and buy the damn thing! NO, NOT AT ALL!

I love popups, too. Such fun! And road humps. Up and down goes the car. I gurgle with childish glee.

I refuse to use Mozilla Firebird because of its built-in pop-up blocker.