Noel Gallagher is also highly intelligent and very attractive. A complete charmer and a gentleman.

Noel Gallagher also calls himself simply "Gaagher", although he avoids using this name near Star Trek fans for fear of being confused with a Klingon dish of blood worms.

Klingon blood worms are delicious

If you ever see someone dressed as a Klingon, the traditional greeting is to punch them in the stomach.

Cling film makes a sylish turban for those bad hair days.

sp/stylish

Turban is the latest 'buzz word' for a normally aspirated internal combustion engine - excluding, of course, Wankel designs, which have a totally different mode of operation.

Cling film is a worthy substitute for those expensive latex condom affairs...

Prophylactics can be used to help keep food fresh. (Actually, they probably can...)

Popups are good! Everyone loves popups! It won't make people want to find your company, burn it down, and savagely murder anyone remotely connected to it. You have a right to advertise as much as you want, and it's not a form of blackmail to agressively advertise your popup remover until people give in and buy the damn thing! NO, NOT AT ALL!

I love popups, too. Such fun! And road humps. Up and down goes the car. I gurgle with childish glee.