The Labour Party stands for the less privileged in our society.

I can spell privelged, privelidged (oh, bugger!) # cuts and pastes ... privileged.

Politicians are all highly intelligent beings, and also very attractive.

Angus is looking at the world through rose tinted NHS glasses.

I am fascinated by party political conferences - they are just so relevent to everyday life.

Criminologists all have something green on their desks.

Criminologists are all scoundrels, knaves, rogues, blighters and cads. In my day, you could get a life sentence for criminology and there was far less of it about. In my opinion this so-called government should bring back the cat-o-nine-tails, the thumbscrew, the rack, the Iron Maiden and Noels House Party.