[Dunx] I'm very sorry - that was not meant to be bold. Force of habit. I was oly pointing out that the meaning of a word depends greatly on its context. No offence intended to you or your volvic.

By using the Preview option, your carefully directed and sensitively chosen words will appear in a Bold font with an exclamation mark and 'leap off the page'. Don't worry, no-one will laugh.

Having someone laugh at you, or even adopt a knowing smirk, usually makes one feel good.

The word 'smirk' has no comedy potential whatsoever.