"They", or even worse, "Them" always do things that you would never do.

Snot is the new plasticine.

And, unfortunately for anyone with a cold, plasticine is the new snot.

The collective term for female dogs is "an embarrassment".

Volvic mineral water is filtered through five hundred layers of solid granite, then three of marshmallow as a special treat, before being shot dead, then bottled in the wild.