Chorleywood, Northwood, St.John's Wood, Colliers Wood, and Oakwood have disappeared off the map to be replaced by Poplar, the 'Oaks' Royal and Gospel, and Becontree - which only goes to prove that you can't see the wood for the trees.

It didn't really take me 15 minutes to work out my last posting.

I had the radio on earlier, and it was You and Yours, but I did not listen.

"They", or even worse, "Them" always do things that you would never do.

Snot is the new plasticine.