mc5 - ... so help me God.

I have recently had to stop wearing pants after the neighbours complained about the noise.

Since I am not on holiday for a week I shall be able to post lots of lies.

[Boolbar] I, for one, am overjoyed for your lack of lies. </lie> Enjoy your holiday. <lie>

When Billy Connolly retires the 'f' word will disappear from the Scottish language - or the language of the Scots, whatever/whichever you prefer!

There is a forthcoming Hollywood blockbuster called'Squirrelzilla'. It stars Morgan Freeman and Dame Judi Dench.