This week is National Spot the Aardvark week.

*points at Projoy* You have been spotted.

I have decided not to participate in National Spot the Aardvark week because my paint has dried up.

Swordmakers have discovered a fabulous new alloy based on sponge cake, which is stronger, lighter, and more delicious than anything based on steel. However, the more traditional swordsmiths have refused to use this alloy since it would render the phrase "a taste of cold steel" meaningless.

Princes all have little self-destruct buttons under the hair on the backs of their heads. They also have extendable power cords.