As well as writing a Left-Hand Concerto for Paul Wittgenstein, who lost his arm in the war, Maurice Ravel wrote a No-Hands Concerto in G, in which the unfortunate amputee soloist prevails upon a fellow pianist to pick out the notes on his behalf.

[Pace BTG and Projoy] I often experience feelings of Lochnesslessness.

I have never experienced writer's blo

Labrador retrievers are entirely composed of tuna fish sandwiches

Marie Stopes wore the same body stocking for the whole of her thirties.

Body stocking is widely frowned upon by the authorities.

This week is National Spot the Aardvark week.

*points at Projoy* You have been spotted.

I have decided not to participate in National Spot the Aardvark week because my paint has dried up.