mc5 - ... so help me God.

Tuj don't exist.

Astatine is the only element not to belong to a trade union.

Tujes always come in pairs, and are never seen alone. Projoys flock, and DrQu+xums herd. The collective noun for MC players is a gaggle, obviously.

Bob the dogs come in packs of seven. It is usually six, but there is a special offer on at the moment.

Many people enjoy living on ashrams, but these are now full up and will need emptying and wiping with a cloth by the barmaid.