mc5 - ... so help me God.

I have a double-life-sized model of myself composed entirely of pomegranate pips.

"Crosswords" are so named because the first one published consisted solely of insults and lines from an argument the compiler had had with his wife that day.

Tuj

I'm the urban spaceman, baby.

DrQu+xum

Tuj don't exist.

Projoy

Astatine is the only element not to belong to a trade union.

Tuj

Tujes always come in pairs, and are never seen alone. Projoys flock, and DrQu+xums herd. The collective noun for MC players is a gaggle, obviously.

Bob the dog

Bob the dogs come in packs of seven. It is usually six, but there is a special offer on at the moment.