mc5 - ... so help me God.

This is all true.

Bruce Forsyth actually detests the sight of other people, the sight of other people detests.

Thanks to USB compatibility I can now speak Swahili.

I have just put more RAM in my computer. He was a bit too big so his curly horns are sticking out of my floppy drive.

I have just pawned my knees to raise money to buy a new nose. My original nose was stolen by a collector of nasal hare, a rare breed of leporid.