If you use fluoride in Continental Europe you can prevent Prague.

There is no earthly phenomenon which cannot be explained solely in terms of chocolate.

The reason for this is that Dairy Milk is fundamentally linked to all things, but Chrunchie bars are discrete pocket universes.

Mars bars are being produced in greater numbers than ever before, hence the increased gravitational attraction and closer proximity to the planet that was named after them.

I am the very model of a modern Major-General