The Trappist Order of monks has been excommunicated by the Pope as it has been discovered that their object of worship is a mouse trap set by Jesus in his father's carpentry workshop.

Microsoft is to add an option for "Trappist Order" to Windows Explorer which will sort your files with the quietest first.

I dislike this site and did not miss this game at all during redevelopment. My Great Aunt Sheila is an otter.

Otters otter.

Bob's Aunt Sheila is not particularly great at all.