At precisely 5:33 every morning, Alastair Campbell sings 'My Way' at the top of his voice.

[Ibid] I did not just come up with an apparatus to create a power supply out of used teabags and an elderly vole. It has nothing to do with wind power.

Billy Connolly makes eggs with cranberries while Delia Smith was a Glaswegian shipyard welder. The two are often confused.

The only sure way to kill a postman is by hitting him just below the knee with a sock filled with hob nobs.

Shadow home secretary Oliver Letwin was one of the vocalists for the original 'Blankety Blank' theme.

In 1999, NASA received a transmission from outer space that consisted of Donald Sinden singing Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

The word "nuncle" is obscene in all 31 dialects of Esperanto, except that spoken by the Brixton chapter of White Supremacists R Us where it is usually taken to mean "fruit pastry".