mc5 - ... so help me God.

I have a brother.

None of the Brothers of whom I have heard are considered to be 'one of the lads'

My broom is my best friend.

Lost X-rated Shakespeare scripts include Price of Denmark II - More Gore at Elsinore, The Merry ****s of Windsor (in which Fellatio returns from Venice, Bottom reappears and the messenger has a big part) and Bagpuss.

Ibid

I was driving from Oslo to Stavanger, and was tailgated by a large lobster the entire way.

Projoy

Our Chief Executive has been replaced by an Executive Chief, complete with feathery headdress, totem pole and attaché case.

Bob the dog

The Attaché Indians are famed for their collection of scalps from cowboy builders.

plump

I was a cowboy builder until I ran out of spurs & stetsons

blamelewis

I used to build coyboys, initially out of lego, and later on out of meccano. Several of them were extras in Westworld

Raak

You can get at least three coyboys for the price of a cowboy.

Chalky

I have been mistaken for a coy boy many times - but not since I became a lady boy.

Chalky

Jethro Tull's Aqualung is much misunderstood.

DrQu+xum

It sucks, too, and should be bought by no-one.