mc5 - ... so help me God.

Bob the dog

Lost X-rated Shakespeare scripts include Price of Denmark II - More Gore at Elsinore, The Merry ****s of Windsor (in which Fellatio returns from Venice, Bottom reappears and the messenger has a big part) and Bagpuss.

Ibid

I was driving from Oslo to Stavanger, and was tailgated by a large lobster the entire way.

Projoy

Our Chief Executive has been replaced by an Executive Chief, complete with feathery headdress, totem pole and attaché case.

Bob the dog

The Attaché Indians are famed for their collection of scalps from cowboy builders.

plump

I was a cowboy builder until I ran out of spurs & stetsons