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... so help me God.
help
I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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The buns in my kitchen are plotting against the loaves in the freezer.
penelope
Kate Adie has been despatched to report on the
coup d'toast
in Ibid's kitchen.
Thos
I have just invented a cheese magnet which can attract pickle
Thos
However, I have ruined my own invention by also creating the all-soap ploughman's lunch.
Projoy
My jars of pickle all just flew off my desk, politely waited until someone opened the door, then made off down the corridor.
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