mc5 - ... so help me God.

This means the puns will not be flowing like the diarrhea I haven't been having lately. You all needed to know that as well.

Dr Q knows how to spell diarrhoea. (sorry Dr Q, my spelling is notoriously bad, but that's a word I can spell!)

Dr Q speaks British English.

I have a really good grasp of the British and the American forms of English. It never confuses me.

[rab] Bloody right, mate.

[Dr Q] Too, right cobber.

Placement of commas is irrelevant. You will be punctuated.

I ran over a semi-colon in my car today. I got a punctuation in a tyre.

The Angel of the North has just been headhunted and will now be the Angel of the South South East.