mc5 - ... so help me God.

I am really displeased to note that Thos has darkened our door once again.

This means the puns will not be flowing like the diarrhea I haven't been having lately. You all needed to know that as well.

Dr Q knows how to spell diarrhoea. (sorry Dr Q, my spelling is notoriously bad, but that's a word I can spell!)

Dr Q speaks British English.

I have a really good grasp of the British and the American forms of English. It never confuses me.