mc5 - ... so help me God.

Terminator 3 is not a disappointing waste of time. I can't wait until it comes out on video so that I can see it all over again.

I'm looking forward to seeing T3 on DVD so I can watch it entirely in reverse.

If you listen to the soundtrack of T3 backwards, you hear a script of Sailor Moon as read by Lloyd Grossman.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a keen player of "Stations Revenge". You often hear him say "I'll be Bank".

Now I have broadband, my internet activities will take only a fraction of the time they used to.

Talking of internet activities, the Obcure Vault 99 will now filter off all cryptochat, therefore, I will spend considerably less time in this site.

It's easy to learn another language. Try Mandarin, or Arabic, for starters.

I have recently evolved and am now classified as Even Homoier Sapiens

I am really displeased to note that Thos has darkened our door once again.

This means the puns will not be flowing like the diarrhea I haven't been having lately. You all needed to know that as well.

Dr Q knows how to spell diarrhoea. (sorry Dr Q, my spelling is notoriously bad, but that's a word I can spell!)

Dr Q speaks British English.

I have a really good grasp of the British and the American forms of English. It never confuses me.

[rab] Bloody right, mate.

[Dr Q] Too, right cobber.

Placement of commas is irrelevant. You will be punctuated.

I ran over a semi-colon in my car today. I got a punctuation in a tyre.

The Angel of the North has just been headhunted and will now be the Angel of the South South East.

The Angle of The North is ^π/₂ radians.