mc5 - ... so help me God.

Wading through treacle is rather like filling out tax forms.

All cats spend a lot of their time doing spectral analysis on things, but will slip out of their white coats and act casual if a human comes into the room.

Projoy

70 percent of cats under the age of 20 smoke.

Bob the dog

I appologise if your vet is not healed - I was not concentrating at the time. Try again
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Bob the dog

I am not embarrassed by my errors in spelling, grammar and syntax.

Bob the dog

I had too much sleep last night.

Bob the dog

Goats make excellent toffee.

Dunx

"UFO" stands for "Unidentified Flan Object". It is thought that the arrival of these visitations from another planet will herald a new age of world quiche.

Projoy

The Sun has just exposed a gay relationship between Action Man and Selsdon Man.

Projoy

Americans wearing t-shirts are exercising their constitutional right to bare arms.

Projoy

Sandwiches have just won the right, under European law, to apply for jobs and rent houses.