mc5 - ... so help me God.

I had a cup of Camp coffee this morning. It was wearing pink spandex flares.

Spandex is a space age fabric made from astronauts.

I am totally normal as I am really enjoying reading the new Harry Potter.

The streets of Barnsley are paved with the crushed bones of those nosy enough to ask what the streets are paved with.

House hunting is a tremendously relaxing occupation, as long as you have a large enough net.