[Dr Q, snorgle] I'm glad I was there!

I had a fabulous weekend. I went down to Glastonbury for the festival, danced solidly from morn till night before poppin' a green Smartie. Instantly I was aware of the harmony in the universe and of the one true love which binds us all. I stayed up discussing theology with the Polyphonic Spree and Thom Yorke came to my tent for a cup of sugar. Nah, I didn't have to work at all.

[BtD] Diamanda Galas popped around for a cup of Shergar yesterday as she was feeling a little horse. Luckily I still had some left (I've used up the right side).

I had a cup of Camp coffee this morning. It was wearing pink spandex flares.

Spandex is a space age fabric made from astronauts.

I am totally normal as I am really enjoying reading the new Harry Potter.

The streets of Barnsley are paved with the crushed bones of those nosy enough to ask what the streets are paved with.