I am the current mayor of the moon. On this evidence, I shall soon be promoting Projoy from Receptionist to Bodyguard.

I present a motion we turn a thoroughbred stud horse out to pasture with that mare on the moon, and raise us a nonpareil colt to enter in the Kentucky Derby, all those opposed say neigh!

i also have intentions of entering the Kentucky Derby, but have lost the starting handle for my racing turkey

This game is further proof of the transmigration of the soul, for in a previous life it WAS the gospel.

I only buy "Alibi" brand colanders.

sounds like great fun !! wish that i could have been there

I am hesitant to believe anything I read here.

God bless any child in this world and beyond

Shit happens, is it?

Actually, although shit happens in many parts of the world, in certain parts of Surrey, it occurs.

Shit happens, is it?