Arthur C. Clarke said "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from extreme drunkeness."

The E-pilg was terrible and we should never do it again.

Everyone on the pilg was stone-cold sober throughout. No-one passed out in the toilets at all!

[Dr Q, snorgle] I'm glad I was there!

I had a fabulous weekend. I went down to Glastonbury for the festival, danced solidly from morn till night before poppin' a green Smartie. Instantly I was aware of the harmony in the universe and of the one true love which binds us all. I stayed up discussing theology with the Polyphonic Spree and Thom Yorke came to my tent for a cup of sugar. Nah, I didn't have to work at all.