mc5 - ... so help me God.

Sarcasm is always appreciated for what it is. There is no chance that anyone will ever think you actually believe what you're saying.

Shoes have their own religion. I'm above a sole pun too...

[blamelewis] That was sole destroying.

Arthur C. Clarke said "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from extreme drunkeness."

The E-pilg was terrible and we should never do it again.

Everyone on the pilg was stone-cold sober throughout. No-one passed out in the toilets at all!