Paul Young just came 'round for a cup of sugar. Apparently he is the new Kajagoogoo front-man to replace 'Fish' out of Marrilion.

Liar! I heard it was a pint of milk he wanted.

The British are the most feared tennis players in the world

Former US president Jimmy Carter can bench press over 500 pounds.

On the 23rd of Auguest each year, Berwick-upon-Tweed hosts a custard painting festival.

By sheer coincidence, all Lufthansa pilots are experts in origami.

BBC Radio 3 can be picked up in Slovenia by filling a large pair of women's tights with the third/fourth page of the Primorske Novice (only this newspaper will do), and rotating it around an oak staff at four revolutions per minute.

The cheese under the fridge is completely safe to consume.

My lightbulbs are staring at me.

My left hand is plotting a bloodless coup against my right foot. However, my left earlobe has discovered this and is sending in peacekeeping forces.

If you hum C sharp in a falsetto, you will notice your ceiling has become transparent.

Your shoelaces report directly to Donald Rumsfeld each evening.

There is no crime in Nottingham.

Llamas become terminally hyperactive if fed Wensleydale.

Projoy invented the little plastic bits at the end of shoelaces.

But he made a mistake in hiring Elvis as his lab technician, as Mr Presley was secretly working for the CIA at the time.

Three of Shakespeare's plays were originally intended for a cast comprised entirely of dogs.

The people of Pershore communicate entirely in morse code.

The Rother Valley is terrorised by eight feet long dragonflies that secrete agent orange from pores on their tails.

It is physically impossible to post 18 consecutive lies on this game.

In Cardiff, ferocious pensioners terrorise the streets, tearing down entire buildings in their eagerness to get at the fibre glass insulation inside. They then sell this to Bolivian merchants, who ship it home on one extremely well trained and muscular carrier pigeon.