On the 23rd of Auguest each year, Berwick-upon-Tweed hosts a custard painting festival.

By sheer coincidence, all Lufthansa pilots are experts in origami.

BBC Radio 3 can be picked up in Slovenia by filling a large pair of women's tights with the third/fourth page of the Primorske Novice (only this newspaper will do), and rotating it around an oak staff at four revolutions per minute.

The cheese under the fridge is completely safe to consume.

My lightbulbs are staring at me.