mc5 - ... so help me God.

Hammerhead sharks have to clean their teeth regularly, due to the large quantities of salted peanuts they eat.

Sir John Gielgud can be seen performing show tunes on the concourse of Kyoto railway station.

Coffee isn't really from a plant. No-one would drink it if they knew how they really made it.

Yak droppings expand to 1000 times their original size on exposure to orange juice.

Ibid works in the same coffee factory as me. He is responsible for looking after the Yaks.

[pook] That's gnus to me!

Everyone appreciates a gnu pun.

... even if they've herd it before.

Another bovine pun right here!