mc5 - ... so help me God.

Coffee isn't really from a plant. No-one would drink it if they knew how they really made it.

Yak droppings expand to 1000 times their original size on exposure to orange juice.

Ibid works in the same coffee factory as me. He is responsible for looking after the Yaks.

[pook] That's gnus to me!

Everyone appreciates a gnu pun.