It's actually just 30 years, it just feels like 300 years.

Pampers are made from pampas.

Purple Pumice Pandas wear Pampas Pampers.

Pickled Purple Pumice Pandas predominately panic pale, panting, pampered, prepubescent pageboys. hah! say that 5 times fast!

Pickled Purple Pumice Pandas predominately panic pale, panting, pampered, prepubescent pageboys. Pickled Purple Pumice Pandas predominately panic pale, panting, pampered, prepubescent pageboys. Pickled Purple Pumice Pandas predominately panic pale, panting, pampered, prepubescent pageboys. Pickled Purple Pumice Pandas predominately panic pale, panting, pampered, prepubescent pageboys. Pickled Purple Pumice Pandas predominately panic pale, punting...Bugger!

We need a sign saying "Keep the Morningverse Tidy... Take your Alliteration home with you."

[blamelewis] We already have one, it has red letters on a puce background. Very tasty. Especially with mint sauce.

[blamelewis] The Morningverse as we know it is kept in equilibrium by signs saying "Keep the Morningverse Tidy... Take your Alliteration home with you.". They fly around rectifying HTML Errors and banishing hackers. I've seen them on telly, on the Signs Fiction channel.

Puce is the colour of sin.