[blamelewis] The universe as we know it is kept in equilibrium by breakfast guardians flying around rectifying the wrongs of those who eat Galaxys, Mars Bars , Milkyways and Star Bars. I've seen them on telly, the programme is called Star Brek. It was serialised.

Humans subsisting solely on pampas grass can live for over 300 years.

It's actually just 30 years, it just feels like 300 years.

Pampers are made from pampas.

Purple Pumice Pandas wear Pampas Pampers.