It's actually just 30 years, it just feels like 300 years.

Pampers are made from pampas.

Purple Pumice Pandas wear Pampas Pampers.

Pickled Purple Pumice Pandas predominately panic pale, panting, pampered, prepubescent pageboys. hah! say that 5 times fast!

Pickled Purple Pumice Pandas predominately panic pale, panting, pampered, prepubescent pageboys. Pickled Purple Pumice Pandas predominately panic pale, panting, pampered, prepubescent pageboys. Pickled Purple Pumice Pandas predominately panic pale, panting, pampered, prepubescent pageboys. Pickled Purple Pumice Pandas predominately panic pale, panting, pampered, prepubescent pageboys. Pickled Purple Pumice Pandas predominately panic pale, punting...Bugger!

We need a sign saying "Keep the Morningverse Tidy... Take your Alliteration home with you."

[blamelewis] We already have one, it has red letters on a puce background. Very tasty. Especially with mint sauce.

[blamelewis] The Morningverse as we know it is kept in equilibrium by signs saying "Keep the Morningverse Tidy... Take your Alliteration home with you.". They fly around rectifying HTML Errors and banishing hackers. I've seen them on telly, on the Signs Fiction channel.

Puce is the colour of sin.

In an effort to raise his income level to something approaching that of former Police lead singer Sting, drummer Stewart Copeland has decided to release a line of toiletries themed after "The Police". The first product is expected to be "Massage in a Bottle".

And yes, that was a joke worth making.

The second product expected in the Copeland toiletry range is for maintining a sporting gentleman's personal hygiene in the groin area, and will be called 'Rock-San'.

The third & fourth products in that range will be a household pet-mess cleaner, "De-doodoodoo", and a spermicidal prophylactic, "De-dadada".

I just thought of a brilliant "walking on the moon" pun, but it's so good I'm going to have to keep it a secret.

[Projoy] That's fine; nobody wants to hear it.

The most popular product will of course be the bubbly delight in a bottle called "Every Bath You Take"

And a range of feminine hygiene products, "Roxannitry towels".

The most popular product is 6*9.

[Raak] 56!

[Boolbar] No, 42.
The Police products are being diversified into food items such as low-calorie baked goods, starting with "Invisible Bun".

I don't regret the decision I made aged 17 to go to medical school at all. It's a piece of cake!