I told you my seduction technique works every time.

I never thought of making a sauce reference as Btd did above.

Bob the dog did something on my carpet.

Break dancing is banned in most china shops.

[Re DrQ] It was a feasibility study. Sadly, DrQu+xum's carpet proved to be unfeasible.
[Re Dunx] Unless you live in Bromsgrove.

[BtD] I actually meant moist china shops. Since Bromsgrove is in the middle of the Atacama Desert, I think you must be mistaken.

[Dunx] I stand corrected.

Watch me eat my breakfast live on the internet! Just plug into your cereal port!

I won a year's supply of chocolate mice in a competition and now every time I use my computer I get sticky hands.

</lie>[Projoy] Are you sure that's the chocolate?<lie>
There was in fact only ever one Degree; the other two were simulated by the use of time delayed mirrors and prerecorded harmonies.

Projoy is a clean-living, celibate, upstanding member of society.