In a Tarot reading, the Three of Traffic Cones (also known as the Trefoil Earlobe in Boris's "Nomenclature of the Minor Arcana") means you will suffer second degree burns during a home torture accident. By contrast, inverted the card means you will gain fifteen pounds when you fall into a depression following an over-vigorous sexual encounter which ends in estrangement.

Estrangement is an embarrassing way to die.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

I'm going to Basra for vacation this year.

Basra is reknowned for its topless bars and easy going, friendly gigolos.