Bob the Dog is overworked (and I'm not awestruck by that move!)

What men find hard to understand about women is the fact that their brains exist in three more dimensions. Women call these 'fnutt', 'shop-soiled' and 'mildy acerbic', and this ability gives women their incredible powers of intuition and insight.

A recent survey found most tea-cups are leather.

Most wood is impervious to gamma rays.

Never trust a person who can use the word 'palimpsest' in polite conversation.