mc5 - ... so help me God.

John Major is being groomed to become the next Prime Minister of Britain.

I never really wanted to marry Emma Freud or Lucinda Lambton.

Every clown has a silver lining.

...but that silver lining is thin. You must melt down 10 clowns to get one troy ounce of silver.

However, it only requires 5.347 clowns to produce a marina ounce, although those clowns must halal.