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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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blamelewis
Meatloaf was later shown to have done
that
aswell, although in his defense it wasn't for love.
blamelewis
I bet you lot all feel embarrassed that you accidentally posted unbolded all this time eh?
DrQu+xum
My use of italics here is purely accidental and coincidental.
Ibid
My use of italics here is because I am Italian
Ibid
Everyone I know is excited about the forthcoming council elections.
Ibid
Short-sightedness can be temporarily cured by being breathed on by a chicken.
Ibid
Pope Urban IV was personally responsible for the creation of ninety-six different varieties of cheese.
Ibid
Octopi can play the bagpipes, but refuse to on the grounds that it makes them look silly.
Inkspot
My employers weekly timesheet includes for non-productive codes, these include sick leave, annual leave, smoking break, coffee break, newspaper reading, idle chatter and non work related internet browsing.
Bob the dog
My real name is Tog and I live in Pogles Wood.
Projoy
Stealing the Mona Lisa is so easy it's like taking candy from a baby.
Projoy
Why, I've stolen the Mona Lisa ten times if I've stolen it once.
Projoy
Taking candy from a baby is a capital offence in Florida.
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