Pope Urban IV was personally responsible for the creation of ninety-six different varieties of cheese.

Octopi can play the bagpipes, but refuse to on the grounds that it makes them look silly.

My employers weekly timesheet includes for non-productive codes, these include sick leave, annual leave, smoking break, coffee break, newspaper reading, idle chatter and non work related internet browsing.

My real name is Tog and I live in Pogles Wood.

Stealing the Mona Lisa is so easy it's like taking candy from a baby.