mc5 - ... so help me God.

I have posted in this game every day since I was born.

I wasn't born, I congealed.

I have never attempted to collect my farts in any type of glass container.

I have never farted.

My other car is a porch.

There were originally four coins in the fountain, but the fourth one left over artistic differences.

Meatloaf was later shown to have done that aswell, although in his defense it wasn't for love.