mc5 - ... so help me God.

The moment you measure the spin of a Labour spin doctor a Conservative spin doctor's spin instantly resolves into the opposite.

Liberal Democrats have no spin, leg or off. Luckily Charles Kennedy is a fast bowler.

I have posted in this game every day since I was born.

I wasn't born, I congealed.

I have never attempted to collect my farts in any type of glass container.